Apparently one paparazzo doesn’t like the idea too much. Adam recently received his first hate mail from an angry paparazzo:
“Reducing income for my growing young family”!? Oh no, the paparazzi are breeding?
If he’s worried that the device won’t work, why is this pissed-off paparazzo worried about his economic livelihood? By the way, for the record, I’ve tried out the prototype, and it definitely works.
In any case, I think that celebs should take a cue from the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson (peace be upon him), and wear a burqa in public to avoid being photographed. I don’t want to name anyone in particular, but if your last name is Hilton or Beckham, you might want to consider it.
Despite all of the gossip and the allegations, we should have never judged you. We should have started with the Man in the Mirror. You said, “Leave Me Alone.” Your critics and detractors can just Beat It now.
We knew you were Dangerous and a Smooth Criminal too. And we loved you for it. We knew you were Bad. And by Bad (which was the first CD I ever owned), I mean you were awesome and utterly ruled as the King of Pop. The King is dead. Long live the King. (We loved how you got down with the other King’s daughter too.)